Archive for April, 2008

Campaign-mania

Posted by Charles Farley on April 23rd, 2008

So, all three of the remaining candidates felt compelled to take up the WWE on its offer to allow them to broadcast promo spotsfor the WWE’s Smackdown the Vote initiative. Now, I’m all for getting out the vote. And I have nothing against pro wrestling (hell, I’m old enough to have fond memories of our collective hatred for Tarzan “The Boot” Tyler). But seeing the candidates uttering forced tag lines from a wrestling program that assuredly none of them have *ever* watched was just one notch short of truly pathetic. A new low in pandering.

The worst of the lot, however, was McCain. And by a wide margin. Picture a smiling, chuckling McCain spouting: ” You wanna pull out of Iraq? Well I say no surrender. America can win the war against terror. I’m going to introduce Osama Bin Laden to The Undertaker.”

It’s not funny. Thousands of our men and women in uniform are dying in that quagmire in the Middle East and we’ve been waiting for half a decade for someone to figure out which hole Bin Laden is hiding in to no avail. If the “Undertaker,” whoever the fuck that is, can find him, then let’s let him have at it. Shame on you, John McCain.

Hannity’s Questions on ABC News

Posted by Aaron on April 17th, 2008

In answer to Charles’ article below, perhaps even more disgusting than the overall tone of the first 45 minutes of last night’s debate is the fact that one of the questions asked by George Stephanopolous was provided by none other than Sean Hannity. Now, I don’t ever want to hear the words “liberal” and “media” being thrown together again from the right-wing. When you have the so-called mainstream media getting its direction from a third-rate, right-wing pile of waste like Sean Hannity, you have *no* right to say your voice isn’t represented. The whole first hour of last night’s attack session on the Democratic Candidates was nothing but an echo-chamber for the right-wing tabloid media. I thought Obama answered little Georgie’s question very well though: “And the notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago when I was 8 years old, somehow reflects on me and my values, doesn’t make much sense, George.”

One simple lash of the tongue, and Obama put George (and by extension, Hannity) securely in his place at the bottom of the sewage pit from whence he crawled. You could almost see George *and* Charlie sinking in their chairs. They were totally and completely outclassed by their guests. ABC News should be ashamed of itself and I even think they owe the candidates an apology.

We Are a Nation of Children

Posted by Charles Farley on April 17th, 2008

Coverage in the NYT this morning about last night’s presidential debate starts off with this description: “Mr. Obama was put on the hot seat here in a way we haven’t really seen so much on his “bitter” comments, his not wearing a flag pin, his support for Reverend Wright, his association with a 1960s radical.

Thank goodness Gibson and Stephanapoulos honed right in on the most pressing issues confronting America today. I’m sick and tired of the side show diversions over ridiculous non-topics like the Iraq war, the failing economy, or the collapse of our health care system.  I mean, really, who cares?? It’s far more important to me to know that our candidate wears a flag on his lapel, wears flag underwear, and is willing to shove a flag up his ass if need be. And then take another big flag and beat the shit out of Rev. Wright with it. Now *that* is what matters in America today. Again, kudos to George and Gibby!

Bush Approved of Torture Meetings

Posted by Aaron on April 15th, 2008

For the life of me I can’t understand why this isn’t front page news everywhere. Two days ago I wrote a piece about how Dick Cheney, Condaleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld and other key White House Administration officials were directly responsible for crafting the “enhanced information gathering techniques” approved for CIA use (techniques that most of us in the real world call torture). At no point was it suggested by the ABC sources that Bush himself knew about these meetings. I suspected perhaps Bush was kept in the dark to protect him from being held accountable for war crimes somewhere down the road.

Now it turns out that Bush actually was aware of, and approved these meetings! In an interview with ABC News, Bush was asked if he had been kept out of the loop on the Principal’s Committee meetings, and he basically said “of course I was in the loop! Don’t tell me I was uninformed, I’m the Commander In Chief for cryin’ out loud. I know everything that goes on around here. And oh yeah, I thought the meetings were a great idea!”

What a bonehead. I hope his pride and ego just set himself up for a nice trial at the Hague.

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell, now fully ashamed of his role in sending over 4000 American soldiers and countless Iraqis to their deaths, said he “didn’t have sufficient memory recall” about the meetings and that he had participated in “many meetings on how to deal with detainees.” Not too ashamed to cover his own ass,apparently. It’s amazing how much people forget when they do the wrong thing.

It also seems from the new ABC News article that the Principal’s Committee was getting annoyed at all the CIA inquiries as to whether or not these interrogations were legal. The CIA agents in the field basically kept asking, “are you absolutely sure this is legal?” And time and time again, the report would come back from the Principal’s Committee, “yes it is, go ahead with your torture and rest assured that it is signed and sealed by all the top administration officials here at the White House.”

Apparently, it was this constant back-and-forth that got John Ashcroft a little worried. He’d rather have signed off on it, and then not known any more about it after the fact. Here’s the section from the article:

“It kept coming up. CIA wanted us to sign off on each one every time,” said one high-ranking official who asked not to be identified. “They’d say, ‘We’ve got so and so. This is the plan.’”Sources said that at each discussion, all the Principals present approved. “These discussions weren’t adding value,” a source said. “Once you make a policy decision to go beyond what you used to do and conclude it’s legal, [you should] just tell them to implement it.”

Ashcroft was troubled by the discussions. He agreed with the general policy decision to allow aggressive tactics and had repeatedly advised that they were legal. But he argued that senior White House advisers should not be involved in the grim details of interrogations, sources said.

According to a top official, Ashcroft asked aloud after one meeting: “Why are we talking about this in the White House? History will not judge this kindly.”

So either Ashcroft was right, and knew they’d be discovered, or his conscience was getting the better of him and he just didn’t want to know the specific, gory details of the war crimes that were being carried out under the approval of the Committee.

Now, my real question is, why is this not relayed from all major news outlets? It’s been barely a blip on the radar. The President of the United States knew about policy meetings by senior administration officials on legalizing torture as a CIA interrogation technique? In what world is that not front page news?

Hillary, Man of the People

Posted by Charles Farley on April 15th, 2008

Hillary, illustrating just how big her balls are, called Obama “elitist and out of touch” over the weekend. Presumably the tens of millions that she and her husband have garnered in the wake of his presidency have put her in much closer touch with the heartbeat of the general public.

McCain – I’ll Say Anything to Get Elected

Posted by Charles Farley on April 11th, 2008

Anyone who witnessed the pathetic and disgusting display of John McCain traveling down to Lynchburg to kiss the ring of that fat fuck Jerry Falwell — after having called Falwell every name in the book other than the more accurate “fat fuck” — knows that John McCain will do or say anything, or blow anyone, in order to win the White House.

So it wasn’t remotely surprising to me to see McCain doing a complete 180 on his previous John McGrinch position on mortgage defaults.  It was mere days ago that his policy on mortgage defaults was “fuck ‘em.”  Now, recognizing that this position is political kryptonite, all of a sudden he’s gotten religion on mortgage relief, announcing:  ”Let me make it clear, that in these challenging times, I am committed to using all the resources of this government and great nation to create opportunity and make sure that every deserving American has a good job and can achieve their American dream.”

Got it.  Completely clear.  Until you flip flop once again and stumble drunkenly in yet another different direction, your penis accidentally falling into another blonde lobbyist along the way.