Anyone who witnessed the pathetic and disgusting display of John McCain traveling down to Lynchburg to kiss the ring of that fat fuck Jerry Falwell — after having called Falwell every name in the book other than the more accurate “fat fuck” — knows that John McCain will do or say anything, or blow anyone, in order to win the White House.
So it wasn’t remotely surprising to me to see McCain doing a complete 180 on his previous John McGrinch position on mortgage defaults. It was mere days ago that his policy on mortgage defaults was “fuck ‘em.” Now, recognizing that this position is political kryptonite, all of a sudden he’s gotten religion on mortgage relief, announcing: ”Let me make it clear, that in these challenging times, I am committed to using all the resources of this government and great nation to create opportunity and make sure that every deserving American has a good job and can achieve their American dream.”
Got it. Completely clear. Until you flip flop once again and stumble drunkenly in yet another different direction, your penis accidentally falling into another blonde lobbyist along the way.